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Judy Parrish's avatar

OK, you wanted comments. #1--Great idea. #2-4--not such great ideas. Why? Human nature. I don't believe these would work for more than a year or two because if academics are good at one thing, it's twisting any kind of program to suit their own selfish aims. A characteristic of faculty that I find both charming (as one is charmed by an innocent child) and frustrating is their blindness to the downsides of human nature. It's what gets progressives into trouble all the time--they imagine that human nature is perfectible and become upset--over and over and over again--when human nature raises its ugly head. Here's why human nature will tank ideas 2-4.

#2--Every faculty member thinks he/she is a disrupter and every faculty member feels their flavor of disruption is useful and forward-looking and everyone else's is destructive (especially across fields; within a field, some--some--might like a disruptive idea, but convincing others can be impossible). No one would view challenges to their own biases as usefully disruptive, so the award will either never be given or given only to those who are charmingly disruptive, whether their ideas are useful or not. (Even though it's not academia, Zohran Mamdani's election is a great example of this, TDS a symptom of the opposite reaction.)

#3--Bet against writing a paper? Easy; just don't write one.

#4--A six-month, email-free vacation when no one can tell what you're doing? Even better! You come back after 6 months and just say the idea didn't pan out.

Cynical? No. Realistic? Yeah.

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Evan Morris's avatar

Great ideas! I would love to hear how to prevent the “usual suspects” from being the reviewers …. who then award the money to the “usual suspects” of recipients. (This is the “Yale Model”.) The best I can offer is to name the awards something that would be thoroughly offensive to the ‘in crowd’ that they would not apply (be sure to use the terms “Merit”, “Right”, “He”, “Genes” and a if necessary…. “Colonial”.) In the 1980s, MIT students paid to vote for the “Insitute Screw” award each year… complete with giant screw (it is an engineering school, of course.) The then very unpopular Gov Ed King actually refused the award… despite its underlying goal of raising money for charity.

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